Sprague's Clock Drill!

A1 Steak Sauce Update

So, earlier I mentioned that there was an A1 Steak Sauce commercial that had music from "The Rock" on it. Well, I just saw the commercial again and. . . .different music! I'm thinking there was some licensing issues. Well, that'll teach you to pirate some of the best music in the world you stupid steak sauce company!

G33k Glamour Shot

Basically, I'm famous. See that picture in the upper right of your screen? That's me with a pi shirt and a calculator wearing a binary watch. See the picture in this post? That's a screenshot from the ThinkGeek website. Notice the guy in the lower right of it. . . yeah, that's me. Go ahead and click this picture to make it bigger, or just visit the website yourself!

Star Wars IV: A New Hope

So, for those of us with dial-up that can't pirate Star Wars movies, we are forced to the sad land of ASCII movies. Wait, did I say sad? I meant HOW INCREDIBLY COOL IS THIS?!?!?!?!? I am umaz-ed.

telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl/

Poultry in Motion

So I'm just driving to Vancouver, minding my own business, when all of a sudden a motorcycle drives by. "CHICKEN!" yells my mom. WTF?!1? I look over and sure enough. . . .chicken. I whip out the camera phone and snap a picture of a chicken going 65 mph. At least it's wearing a motorcycle helmet! Just thought I'd share!

Cavaliers 2002 "Frameworks"

The Cavaliers in their 2002 show Frameworks. Best Show EVER!!!! less than a point from perfection! Enjoy!

STUPID COLLEGES!

I think I'll watch some G4. . . . *traipses into living room and plops onto couch, turning on tv*

". . . interested in video game design? Want to play video games for a living?. . . "

AAAACCK! Stupid Devry Institute commercial! I'll jump to the Discovery channel.

". . . I used to not know what I was going to do. I took 4 years of electronics in high school and decided 'I should probably go to college'"

@$#@! ITT Tech, you will haunt my dreams! Fine, I'll go over to the History Channel.

"At Brown College you can make a living and have fun doing it!"

I'll have fun throwing this coffee table through the TV if I hear one more stupid advertisement for some stupid online college!!! Let's try G4 again. . .

". . .At ITT Tech you decide your future. . ."

*CRASH!*

Crap, now I need a new TV.

Ah, it was worth it though.

*Walks into Circuit City to look at new TV's*

Wow, check out this new surround sound system! ". . .COME TO BROWN COLLEGE TO SUCCEED WITH WHAT YOU WANT!. . ."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! They've invaded Circuit City! 200 screens and 1000 speakers of fake college propoganda!!!! MAKE IT STOP!

*cue incredible hulk-esque transformation into "LIBERATION MAN!"*

"I WILL LIBERATE THEE!"

*The store fills with screams as TV's fall and smash and speakers fly across the building.*

BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!


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