Awake

"I know what I'll do!" I thought. "I'll go to bed at a normal hour so that I can wake up at 8:30AM like a good boy. That way, I can call the apartment complex to schedule a walk through, watch some news, drink some coffee, and get ready to go work out job details."

And so I did. I went to bed at 12:15AM. I woke up 30 minutes ago, at 2:00AM, wide awake and feeling perfectly refreshed, ready to attack the day.

And so I say, Thank You Body, for taking my legitimate attempt at sleep, turning it into a nap, and leaving me with an evening to just sit and do nothing. You're a jerk.